…so SOMEBODY better make up for lost time unless you want me to keep complaining about this shit. Anyways, here’s a list of all the stuff I wanted as a kid but never got from Santy Claus.
1. EZ Bake oven. Because as my mom said, “We have an oven in the kitchen and it’s 100 times bigger.” That’s not the point, mom. The point is that the EZ Bake is 100 times smaller.
2. Some sort of Barbie convertible. I didn’t get one as a kid and so I made my Barbies a car out of Lego, which looks even stupider than it sounds considering the wheels were shaped like rectangles. Vroom Vroom MY ASS.
3. BeDazzler refills. Because I spent all my time dazzling on a piece of scrap cloth for practice and now I have the skills but no dazzles. SAD FACE.
4. That Beauty and the Beast mirror that talks to [...]

